I discovered a site this evening run by a company that reconditions old Predicta televisions. You know these sets, you've seen them. They are magical. I know I don't watch TV anymore and all, but these have been refurbished so I can watch Stargate DVDs on them. Or play X-Box.
My birthday is coming up, after all. And I haven't been pushing my Amazon wish list on anyone. So c'mon. You know you want to buy me a Corona. A red one. I'll perform oral sex on anyone1 who buys me one, too! What better offer is there than that??
1. terms and conditions may apply
Posted at 11:32 PM
Submitted by James
Okay, for oral sex I will buy you a Corona Predicta television. Just tell me where to send the check.
Submitted by Ronnie
God, I could have written this entry. Maybe I will. ;-)
Submitted by Evil Jungle Prince
Terms and conditions?!?!