Oh, man, this is good. So good.

Well, forget the triple digit temperatures and focus on the lightening and dark clouds and raindrops. See? Now it's good.

By popular demand, I'll be taking pictures of my awful, awful lawn tomorrow. All of the out of towners deserve to see how negligent I can be. I don't really want a significant other, but I have to admit I wouldn't mind having one right now. Sort of like a roommate, only we'd do things for each other. I'll... cut their hair, cook dinner, and fix their computer. They'll... hire a lawn service, or tend to the lawn themselves, and fix things around the house.

Anyone? Anyone?